A scene from the DC Comics series “Peacemaker” set American social networks on fire this weekend, casting doubt on the presence or absence of teeth in the anus of Wookies, the species to which Chewbacca belongs in “Star Wars”.
“Never try to fuck a wookie, they have teeth in their anus.” It is with the confidence of a true expert that Peacemaker, the protagonist of the new series DC Comics (unpublished in France), has made some unexpected revelations about the anatomy of the species to which belongs Chewbacca, the hairy hero of the Star Wars films.
Sure of his fact, the anti-hero embodied by John Cena stressed that the information is “cannon”, that is to say, it appears in the official chronology of the saga, validated by Lucasfilm Ltd. and therefore by Disney (holder of the rights to the saga since 2012). It therefore did not take more to generate hundreds of searches on Google, the question “Does chewbacca have teeth in its anus” now one of the most asked questions via the famous search engine.
If one can legitimately wonder about the authenticity of the “information”, it will nevertheless be necessary to recognize that we do not have the answer to the question, the anatomy of the wookies having never been really explored in the Star Wars movies and series. And before an answer is officially provided to us by the rights holders of the franchise (or even by George Lucas in person), we may have to resolve to take our word for it. Peacemaker.
While waiting to one day learn the truth about the rear of the Wookies, let’s cross our fingers that the DC Comics series Peacemaker will soon be broadcast in France (the program is currently offered in the United States on the HBO Max platform, not yet deployed on the European continent).